Eulogies

Idea for a super hero comic: The Eulogizer. His eulogies kill anyone who hears more than a few seconds of them.

comic writes itself

3 mins

the scourge of the funeral circuit

Nathan • 3 mins

gives eulogy, audience dies, eulogizes audience, 2nd audience dies, repeat ad infinitum

3 mins

unstoppable

the only way to stop him is to chuck your dead in the river

Nathan • 2 mins

haha

2 mins

or in the garbage

Nathan • 2 mins

the process of society reacting to him would be entertaining

2 mins

yes

Nathan • 1 min

oh, it's a little bit pontypool now that i think of it

1 min

huh, hadnt thought of that

but the Eulogizer can have a mustached, nobody in pontypool had mustaches

COMPLETELY UNIQUE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

Overly dramatic whining

Went back to work on Wednesday. Already having to work late again. Had to stop opioids because driving. Drains out though. Work killing me. Too tired to type good.

Surgery was comparatively fun. Why can't that be my job? Wake up every day, wait in an office for a little while, talk to people for an hour, then BAM UNCONSCIOUS. Time stops existing. Emerge in a haze of mnemoremenants, numb, confused. Spend an hour being aware of just barely being aware of being aware that a movie is on. And the movie is good. Probably. Does it matter? No it does not. Stumble to bed. Pass out. $300,000/year, 100% matching 401(k). If you know of a vacancy for one of those let me know.